The adventures (and misadventures) of a girl who thinks too much for her own good...

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Truer words on the subject do not exist

"African Americans are, by and large, not voluntary immigrants. They are a stolen people, cut off from their history.  They have been denied the opportunity to assimilate and gain upward mobility, persecuted from slavery through Redemption and Jim Crow, and without recourse to the glittering dream of a Zion past or present, they remain captive in mind and body to a country whose institutions despise or ignore them."
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/03/womens-march/555122/

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

One Step Closer to the Edge...

Nazi Math

“Pride should be reserved for something you achieve or obtain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn't a skill... it's a fucking genetic accident. You wouldn't say I'm proud to be 5'11"; I'm proud to have a pre-disposition for colon cancer.” –George Carlin

I begin with this quote from the late great Carlin because it’s a calm, measured introduction for what I’m about to say. Carlin famously never understood national pride; this segment of his stand up shows how foolish and irrational it is to have pride in one’s ethnicity or country of origin – pride should be an emotion linked to achievements – not things that are simple truths about oneself. If you were born in America, Carlin suggests, it shouldn’t be pride you feel about your nation. The descriptor you’re looking for is happy, or glad at the circumstances of your citizenship. Unless you were once the citizen of a different country, who became a citizen of the USA. That’s something you worked towards, you studied and jumped through hoops and passed a test then achieved American citizenship – that accomplishment is worthy of pride. You can be proud to serve your country in the Armed Forces – completing bootcamp and surviving combat are honorable accomplishments. But to claim you’re proud of being white, as if “white” in and of itself is a heritage – is fucking senseless, and as I’ll explain: cowardly and dangerous.

Let me digress before I start foaming at the mouth. I, as a Caucasian American-born woman, have enjoyed many freedoms not granted to a Chinese woman of the same generation, or a Russian woman, or an Egyptian woman, and millions of other women who live under oppressive regimes. For this, I am grateful. Sadly – because of an accident of my birth, I also enjoy freedoms not shared by fellow American women who are of a different race, and I don’t share certain privileges enjoyed by my white-male American counterparts. I fully admit and acknowledge that the nation of my birth, my parents’ birth, their parents’ birth – and of many of my ancestors dating back until the late 1800s – is an imperfect and unequal one. Because of many blunders made by our Founding Fathers and those that followed them in government, our nation suffers from an ugly division that has historically favored white, well-to-do males in all things, at the expense of all others – namely the natives we forced to near extinction on their own continent, and the lives we enslaved from the African continent to grow our crops and perform the hardest of labors. The Britons and the Spaniards may have brought slavery and started a genocide on our hemisphere, but Americans allowed those evils to flourish. The Revolutionaries declared independence from an empire, proclaiming “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” for all, but hypocritically only meant it about white dudes. After the success of the Revolutionary War, we initially welcomed immigrants to our shores, with a specific caveat – you had to be white.

“The original United States Naturalization Law of March 26, 1790 (1 Stat. 103) provided the first rules to be followed by the United States in the granting of national citizenship. This law limited naturalization to immigrants who were free white persons of good character. It thus excluded American Indians, indentured servants, slaves, free blacks and later Asians although free blacks were allowed citizenship at the state level in certain states. It also provided for citizenship for the children of U.S. citizens born abroad, stating that such children "shall be considered as natural born citizens," the only US statute ever to use the term."[i]

So: things have been imbalanced from the start. As we reached the economic challenge of industrialization in the mid- 1800s, the government sought to stop the spread of slavery to new states. Slavery - in addition to being inhumane and evil - is also a financially backward practice. The Civil War broke out so that Southern plantation owners could retain their wealth and political influence which was rooted in the value of the slaves they owned. They convinced their impoverished, white cohorts to fight for their cause by exploiting racial and xenophobic tensions – “if the slaves are freed, they’ll rape your women, steal your livelihoods, kill you just for being white.” The rubes back then were too uneducated and miserable to see that the people actually exploiting them were the plantation oligarchs themselves; that by exploiting the unpaid labor of slaves they were avoiding having to pay people of any race to do the work – thus keeping the profits at the top, and the rest of the farmers and tradesmen arguing over the scraps at the bottom.

The South failed to secede and the Union was preserved and slavery abolished. We know what followed – Jim Crow and the KKK and the legislative adherence to racial subjugation of people of color, the systemic use of terror to keep black people and brown people and yellow and red people in their place at the bottom of the pecking order. Women regardless of color didn’t get to vote until 1920. Other minorities (LGBTQ) are still fighting for protections in the workplace and in society at large just for being who they are. Post Civil-Rights era, things started to look better for non-white dudes on paper: but as we see today, despite the leaps and bounds we’ve made as a nation over two centuries, we’re still working on guaranteeing access to the American Dream – “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” to all of its citizens, and all those who seek to become Americans. These past sins are and should be a source of shame – but no one living today owned a slave (sexual slavery is still alive and well but that’s a criminal offense and a rant for a different day), nor fought for the South in the Civil War – we should simply accept the ugliness of our history, and leave the ugliness there – in the past. Modern Germany has done this exceedingly well in the way they treat their past. Most German people alive today are descended from Nazis or Nazi sympathizers – but the evil has been acknowledged, Neo-Nazis are denied their hate speech in public space, it is a crime to even draw a swastika, and relics of the Third Reich are relegated to museums, while Holocaust memorials are prominent. The past has been condemned in Germany – but it is far from forgotten.

It is not so here in America. During the decades before WW2, white Southerners worked tirelessly to erect statues and pay homage to their grandfathers and relatives who fought for the Confederacy; still crushed by the loss, they sniveled about a war of “Northern aggression,” completely ignoring the fact that their grandfathers died for a cause that would never have benefitted them, and would have oppressed millions of people because of an accident of their birth. The display of the Confederate flag and the worship of Robert E. Lee and other generals are not a celebration of heritage – they are a celebration of white privilege, a boot on the neck of the descendants of slaves. We should have stomped out these displays long ago, but racists and bigots hide behind the First Amendment –raising a banner of hatred they label “history,” and this pathetic worship of an army of TREASONOUS ANTI-AMERICANS who sought to prolong SLAVERY has continued into the modern era. This is a black mark on the American soul, and it sickens me. This Alt-right protest of the removal of the statue of Robert E. Lee has nothing to do with the erasure of their beloved “heritage:” it has everything to do with the fact that by condemning the sins of their fathers, we as a nation are threatening their perceived position at the top of the pecking order as white Americans – and they will stop at nothing to preserve their supposed superiority over the rest of us.

I am not ashamed to be American. I cannot help where I was born, or the culture I grew up in. I can only accept accountability for the ways in which my adult life can shape the America of the future for my son. The America I hope to see, and am working towards with every ballot I cast and interaction I engage in, is one where education is affordable and accessible to all, where economic inequality is minimal and a non-factor in the quality of a person’s life (because all people should have excellent healthcare without the catastrophic costs of insurance or services, the ability to have a job that will pay for basic necessities in addition to living costs), where the color of your skin or your gender or the gender of the person whom you love is irrelevant when you walk down the street, drive your car, or apply for a job. I want an America where all ethnic backgrounds and religions are considered legitimate and belonging to one isn’t favored over another at any time for any reason, where we can be different as individuals but the same in the level of respect we show one another and receive from government officials and police. It’s an idyllic concept, and it will likely never come to pass – but that is what I would like to happen. It is possible to achieve this, but until we address our pernicious social and cultural wounds, it will remain only a dream.

Confusion about national pride, in the way George Carlin addressed above, is one of the many contributing factors to the festering mess of a nation we live in today. As marginalized people fight to be recognized and treated as human beings under the black cloud of the Trump Administration, the cancer of white nationalism has come out of remission with no signs of stopping. Most recently, an epic fuck up at a hate-rally resulted in one woman’s death and the death of two police officers this past weekend in Charlottesville, VA. The woman was an anti-white nationalist protester who was mowed down by a member of the Vanguard America, a white nationalist hate group, and the police officers died in a helicopter crash en route to respond to rising tensions between the Alt-right rally and the counter-protesters who turned up to drown them out. All three deaths were entirely avoidable; I will leave it up to the authorities to investigate and prosecute those responsible. The blood is ultimately on the hands of the white supremacists that have crawled out of the dirt they previously occupied before the election of Donald Trump, emboldened by their chosen leader’s ambivalence to their racially and ethnically motivated hatred of the ‘other.’ BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE END OF IT. DAYS later, DAYS! Trump finally condemned the KKK and white nationalists, but fucking back-tracked his statement, doubling down on his initial insistence that “the alt-left is as much to blame for the violence (in Virginia) as the alt-right.” Stew on that for a while. I’ll get back to that.

We find ourselves in a familiar situation now as the decade preceding WW2 in the USA.[ii] In the 1930s, during the grip of the Great Depression, fascism was quite popular among white Americans. Capitalism and democracy had failed the majority of lower class Americans, but the most prevalent contemporary alternative, communism, was widely despised. All forms of socialism were painted with an evil brush in this era, which is why fascism seemed to be working well in Germany under Hitler –we know now that the economic recovery under his regime was exploitative and exaggerated, but at the time, it appealed to many impoverished white Americans. In 2017, the money is yet again concentrated up at the top in the offshore accounts of the ultra-rich 1%, and most other people are struggling to make ends meet, especially people of color, but also blue-collar whites, whose manufacturing jobs have disappeared due to automation, government failure to enforce anti-trust laws, and good old fashioned corporate greed.

But an ailing economy alone doesn’t explain the rise of white nationalism/supremacy/fascism in modern America, even though it is a large part of it. Sociologist Mitch Berbrier wrote a paper studying the beliefs of the growing white nationalist movement back in 2000[iii], and found that the movement could generally be boiled down to 5 core beliefs: (1) that whites are victims of discrimination (2) that their rights are being abrogated (3) that they are stigmatized if they express "pride” (4) that they are being psychologically affected through the loss of self-esteem (5) that the end product of all of this is the elimination of "the white race." These are sociocultural concepts, and I will address and refute them all, and not necessarily in the most professional or dispassionate of words, by each bullet point. Disclaimer: FACTS REFUTE THESE KINDS OF MISCONCEPTIONS, WHICH IS WHY TRUMP-SUPPORTERS HAVE LITTLE TO NO USE FOR FACTS, AND WHY YOU WILL SEE SO MUCH OVERLAP BETWEEN THE ALT-RIGHT (READ: NEO-FASCIST OR NEO-NAZI) AND THE TRUMP SUPPORT BASE.

BULLSHIT WHITE SUPREMACIST BELIEF #1: “whites are victims of discrimination”

·         NOPE. Ignorant white people like to think that “reverse racism” is real, and that affirmative action keeps deserving whites from getting into college or landing jobs, but that’s not supported by FACTS. In truth, the college admissions system is horribly flawed, and despite the incorporation of affirmative action in the process, it still wildly favors rich white students: “legacy” admissions and donation admissions almost exclusively benefit whites. See: George W. Bush and Donald J. Trump – mediocre students at best, but are graduates of Yale and Wharton because of who their daddies were. Elite universities AND public ones want students who will graduate and go off to become wealthy alumni to drive their donations (READ: CHILDREN OF THE 1% and STUDENT ATHLETES TO HELP FUND THE COLLEGE SPORTS INDUSTRY REGARDLESS OF RACE), and until we start funding higher education differently, the admissions system will remain unfair for students of all colors and socioeconomic backgrounds. Corporate hiring still wildly favors white employees, even corporations who claim to be for diversity (lookin at you, denizens of Silicon Valley), because white people are more likely to have bachelor’s degrees and are more amenable to accept unpaid internships and part time work because their parents are more likely to have the means to support them as they get established in a career. I’m not suggesting that white people are at all smarter or more driven than people of color – I’m saying that financially they tend to be better off because of the way wealth is concentrated in home ownership, even though millions of white people suffer below the poverty line. Don’t even get me started on how white people benefit from their whiteness in everyday life – cops don’t harass them with as much frequency as POC (people of color – I will from now on use this acronym to refer to Black, Latino, people of Middle Eastern descent, Asians – basically anyone who isn’t Caucasian) and whites aren’t prosecuted with the severity of POC when charged with crimes, if they were charged at all. The whole justice system is discriminatory against POC. It’s been proven that whites commit crimes at the same rates as other racial groups, but up to 70% of people occupying our prisons are black or brown people, when they only make up not even 50% of the national population. The idea that white people are being discriminated against by private business or higher education or in the justice system is nonsense, plain and simple.

BULLSHIT WHITE SUPREMACIST BELIEF #2: “whites’ rights are being abrogated”

·         Abrogated means “eroded or rolled back,” FYI. Let me be as clear as I possibly can: JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE SAME ABILITY FROM A LEGAL STANDPOINT TO DO SOMETHING THAT UNTIL RECENTLY ONLY WHITE GUYS HAD THE EXCLUSIVE PRIVILIGE OF ENJOYING, DOES NOT MEAN THEIR RIGHTS ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY. Because POC citizens are allowed to vote does not change the fact that WHITE MEN HAVE ALWAYS HAD THE RIGHT TO VOTE! Guaranteeing a POC access to institutions and titles and positions that were previously only held by white men DOES NOT TAKE AWAY THEIR ACCESS TO THEM. This argument is mostly a sniveling complaint about having to compete with non-whites for things, when in bygone eras you could be average and mediocre and still get a decent job and make good money. NOT ONCE HAS A WHITE MAN’S CIVIL RIGHTS BEEN THREATENED IN A WAY THAT RELATED TO THE COLOR OF HIS SKIN. White women – and all women – are threatened daily these days with restrictions to reproductive rights; restrictions which are being put in place by WHITE MEN in Congress. All members of the LGBTQ community are threatened by the legislative evil of the same group of WHITE MEN. So yes – some white’s rights ARE being abrogated – AT THE HANDS OF WHITE MEN.

BULLSHIT WHITE SUPREMACIST BELIEF #3: “whites are stigmatized if they express "pride”’

·         This is where Carlin’s argument comes in. Let’s be real: mainstream culture is driven by white people. We are overrepresented on film, in print (both fiction and non-fiction), in the media – it’s a sea of white faces with some black, brown, and Asian ones mixed in. Because Americans stripped African slaves of their heritage and culture during the 17th-18th centuries, their descendants have had to forge their own amalgamated experience as black people. It’s truly unique and horrific when you stop to think of it. African Americans have contributed to our culture and enriched it, but very few can say which part of Africa their great great great great great grandfather was stolen from or what their cultural customs and religious beliefs were. As a white person, I know my ancestors came from Italy, Germany, Ireland, Sweden – and I know how these ethnic groups influenced American customs – because those histories weren’t purposefully erased. Minority groups are stigmatized and routinely overlooked in the arts, so when they create magazines or TV networks that cater to them, it’s not racism at work. Racism is why they needed to create these platforms to begin with. It’s fine to enjoy the cultural customs of your ethnic ancestors: we have so many ethnically Irish people in America we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day as a nation. It’s a giant consumerist money trap – don’t deny it. Even if you aren’t Irish at all you’ve probably put in a green shirt and got drunk at a parade. You all know a guy who is Greek or Italian or some other ethnic group who is very proud of this fact. There are countless comedies that joke about this; it’s generally not malicious or carried out with ill intent. It’s mostly about cuisine and festivals and things that are centered in LOVE. But very many people in this country are descended from the ethnically British people who fought in the American Revolution, or their German/Swedish/Irish family came over to America so long ago they have no close connection to their European roots. They are just ‘white,’ culturally that has its own connotations if you grew up in the former Confederacy or the mid/southwest. The trouble is that there’s nothing indicative of whiteness that deserves celebration. That is neither good nor bad. It just is. Like Carlin said: celebrating your ethnicity is as illogical as celebrating a predisposition for a kind of illness. Communities tend to celebrate people who excel at certain things – this guy is a great athlete, that girl is a great artist, that kid is a math phenom, that mom can really sing, etc. At the national level, we like talented people – look no further than the 9284876234 dance/voice/cupcake baking competitions on television.  People on Youtube don’t even need to be particularly talented to become famous and make money off of their feeds – they just need a clever gimmick. This leaves a lot of average people out there yearning for a way to differentiate themselves, to be special. It’s just the way society works, unfortunately. You want to be seen, heard, fulfilled by something that sets you apart. PEOPLE WHO LOOK TO THEIR WHITE AMERICAN ROOTS AND EXCLUSIVELY FIND FULFILLMENT IN THEIR ETHNIC BACKGROUND ARE PEOPLE WHO LACK ACCOMPLISHMENTS OR ACCOLADES IN OTHER ASPECTS OF LIFE. It is ok to display with pride aspects of one’s heritage and to identify as “Irish” or “Thai” or “Colombian,” and if you move abroad and live as an expat American in a foreign land, it should be acceptable for you to celebrate 4th of July and eat hot dogs and apple pie and play baseball. It is NOT okay to claim that because you are of an ethnic background, this entitles you to more or makes you better than other ethnic groups. Being white does NOT make you superior in anyway, so being proud of being white to the point where you have to go out of your way to announce it in a nation that already caters to people who look and live very much like you is somewhat ridiculous. Your worth as a person is not tied to your skin color – it is in the things you do and say, in the ways you contribute to society. You may be economically frustrated and perhaps shunned by your community for social awkwardness or for being a fan of something not-mainstream – but don’t look to your whiteness as an answer to your alienation. We need to work harder as a society to stop alienating young people for being different and we need to stop glorifying people who excel at certain things and not others. If we embrace inclusion and shame people for bullying introverts and the less outgoing, we can reduce the number of white men who turn to white nationalism as a kind of support group to build up their esteem. If all races and ethnicities and religions are fairly represented in entertainment and in government and in corporate and small business, the desire for racially/ethnically specific media will decrease. Until then, it will be necessary for POC to create venues to showcase their American experience – and white people shouldn’t be offended by that, since mainstream networks and literature and film already heavily feature white people. George Carlin also famously said – “you can actually change the station! It's called freedom of choice!”

BULLSHIT WHITE SUPREMACIST BELIEF #4: “whites are being psychologically affected through the loss of self-esteem

·         This is tied to my above rant, so let me reiterate: just because you are alienated and disaffected and have no self-esteem because of any number of reasons linked to your employment or the failure to live up to the American Dream or your expectations of how your life should have gone, it does not excuse the scapegoating of [insert ethnicity/religion/race] people. Stan Lee, of Marvel Comics fame, had this to say way back in 1968, and he expresses my opinion perfectly:

 


·         There is not a finite amount of personal fulfillment on the planet. All people are disappointed by something in their lives at some point, or suffer setbacks, or are unhappy by the way something turned out. That doesn’t make you special. Most of us are dealt shitty hands – we must cope with it, rise above it. Life and culture are always evolving, and sometimes change is painful and not in our best interest. You should work towards making the systems that govern us more fair and less prone to bribery and manipulation so that all people can benefit and have a fair chance at happiness – assembling on a lawn with torches screaming about how other races are plotting against you is not productive. If you really believe that, the response should be rewriting the system so that a characteristic of birth cannot be a factor in the way resources are allocated. White nationalists seek to dominate in a world that will favor their own race in perpetuity because historically that has been the case in practice, if not on the books (and as I pointed out – racist laws have been on the books since at least 1790). And because they don’t always get traction the lawful way, they terrify and threaten the safety of the people who oppose them – which is the same tactic employed by ISIS and every other terrorist group. Anguish suffered by whites is not in any way caused by the equal treatment of POC. Anguish is individual, caused by strife and mental illness and adversity and social and relational imbalance. It cannot be blamed solely on a group of marginalized people. Blame instead the ravenous economic paradigm, the political climate that stigmatizes mental illness and rewards bullying and selfishness – and then work through peaceful legitimate means to change these injustices.

BULLSHIT WHITE SUPREMACIST BELIEF #5: “the end product of all of the other reasons is the elimination of "the white race."’

·         Consequences—even imaginary ones—are necessary to paint oneself as a victim. The sociological theory of "the dramatization of injury and innocence” asserts the (false) notion that you’re just a blameless bystander and your attackers are everywhere, and they wish you harm. Once you’ve bought into all this other bullshit – that the great white race is under attack from foreign or colored invaders and your identity and culture as a white person is in danger – it’s not too far a leap to the violent, dehumanizing realm that the Alt-Right occupies. For these white dudes, they are soldiers in a race war, and the enemy is colored Americans who are out to erase their historical and cultural contributions to humanity. In reality, MINORITIES DON’T WANT TO ERASE WHITES – THEY WANT TO BE FINALLY TREATED WITH THE RESPECT AND FAIRNESS WHITES ENJOY FROM THE JUSTICE SYSTEM AND IN SOCIETY AT LARGE. Black Lives Matter, a movement created in response to the careless violence inflicted by law enforcement against black people, is NOT a hate group. There have been several tragic incidents resulting in the deaths of police officers and innocent protesters at BLM events – but their stance is not one of hate. They simply want to be treated as HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS by the agents of the state that are supposed to protect and serve the public. White nationalists, white supremacists, fascists, the Alt-right – from now on I’m just referring to them as NAZIS because that is essentially their shared ideology – their stance is one of hatred and violence. They are already respected as human beings by law enforcement and the government – look no further than Charlottesville for fucking proof. There were white para-military assholes patrolling and protecting the Nazis protesting the removal of that statue – at one point during the march on Saturday they were even pushing up against the riot line – physically resisting the police! DID ANY OF THESE NAZIS GET SHOT OR ROUGHED UP BY THE POLICE FOR THEIR INSOLENCE!?!?!? No. None of them did. Heather Heyer was run over by a car for standing against fascism, though. 19 other people were injured in the same incident that should have been stopped before it even started because the police were afraid of infringing of First Amendment Rights. That is what we call white privilege – plain and simple. Black people cannot protest their inhumane treatment in a peaceful manner with a guarantee they will walk away alive – where is the concern about protecting THEIR FUCKING FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS?

Now that you understand why and how we have arrived at this crossroad, I will say with full and complete confidence: there is a line in the fucking sand. On my side are those who fully reject fascism, Nazism, white nationalism, white supremacy, violence in the name of heritage, violence against a group of people simply because of the skin color or their religion or ethnicity, hatred based on bigotry and ignorance and ‘alternative facts.’ On the other side are the Nazis and all who are too cowardly to condemn them, too craven to denounce hate, too wishy washy to take a stand at all about anything. DONALD FUCKING TRUMP IS ON THIS SIDE. It doesn’t matter now what your stance is on economic policy, or foreign diplomacy, or the role of government in private matters. EITHER YOU ARE OPPOSED TO THEIR HATEFUL IDEOLOGY AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR OR YOU ARE COMPLICIT IN THEIR VIOLENCE. There is no middle ground. There is no middle ground. There is no middle ground. If you are not actively, with every opportunity, DENOUNCING Nazism and ignorant-ass white supremacist comments, you are enabling this to continue. Your default fucking position should be anti-fascist, pro-democracy, pro-equality. If it is not – if you continue to defend Trump and his Nazi apologist cronies – YOU ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM.

WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS WHO USE THE SAME TACTICS AS ISLAMIC FUNDEMENTALISTS TO ACHIEVE THEIR GOALS. Would you support a pro-ISIS rally on a college campus near you? All those in attendance are American born citizens; would you seek to protect their First Amendment rights as they spouted hatred? I bet you wouldn’t. I bet you would fully support their violent smack down, labeling the rally a terrorist assemblage, mass arrests and likely mass casualties. If you are anti-Muslim terrorism you should feel the exact same fucking way about white domestic terrorists! In fact, white male Christians have carried out more gun massacres in this country than Muslim male terrorists. We always hear more about the Muslim shooters, because since 9/11 we have been conditioned to hate Muslims – but you are far more likely to die at the hands of a disgruntled white dude than a fundamentalist Muslim one. Radicalized hatred is wrong and should be stamped out no matter what the ideology – whether it uses an imagined heritage or a prophet to justify it’s existence. We should be treating these fuckers with the same disdain and paranoia we reserve for Islamic terrorist groups – they should be put on watch lists and prevented from obtaining firearms because their ideology is centered in bigotry and violence. The First Amendment allows for peaceful assemblage and does not protect hate speech – they only have hateful assemblages and hate speech.

Heather Heyer is an American patriot and a martyr for the causes of justice and freedom. The KKK found glee in her murder, their leader said he was glad she died, and Trump was praised for his refusal to condemn the movement with conviction. "Thank you President Trump for your honesty & courage to tell the truth about #Charlottesville & condemn the leftist terrorists in BLM/Antifa," David Duke (KKK leader) wrote, referring to Black Lives Matter and the anti-fascist movement.

Anti-fascists could not and would not exist if fascism wasn’t still a fucking problem in our society. Trump wants to paint the counter-protesters, who showed up with bats and pepper spray to defend themselves because the Alt-Right is known to lash out physically against those who oppose them – as the true villains, equal in the blame. Both sides used violence that day, yes – BUT ONLY ONE OF THOSE FUCKING SIDES HAD NAZIS ON IT. There is no centrist position on this. There is no equivalency between antifa and the white supremacists organizations. NONE. If you think there is, you’ve sided with the Nazis, and I cannot respect your cowardice.

So either you come out against Trump, against the KKK, against fascism and Nazism – or else you are supporting it with your pathetic ambivalence. Don’t bury your head in the sand. You don’t need to go out into the street screaming “fuck Trump” – but you need to denounce all that he and the Nazis stand for whenever the occasion arises. You need to choose democracy, choose the true American ideal of “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” for ALL. Be angry, and take action, otherwise you’re going to wind up in a mass grave dug by the Nazis – or you’ll by digging those graves yourself.
 
As Heather said in her last FB Post: If you are not outraged, you are not paying attention.

Thursday, May 25, 2017

Blessed are the corporations, as per MN Rep. Whelan


Before I devolve into a fit of barking lunacy at the sheer entitlement and unethicality of the subject of this post, I’ll say this: I just happened to come across this article today, and after I read it and subsequently watched the video to make sure it wasn’t fictitious or over-exaggerated, I went blank inside. It’s been a fairly boring, normal day (if you could call life under the Trump Regime ‘normal’), and I wasn’t already in a bad mood or anything.

Until I fully processed what I had heard. Then rage came roaring back in. Let me sum up. As reported by several agnostic/atheistic news sites, including Patheos (http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/05/25/asked-about-offshore-tax-havens-mn-state-rep-tells-everyone-to-accept-jesus/), Representative Abigail Whelan, a member of Minnasota’s House of Reps, completely avoided a direct question from a Democratic colleague regarding her refusal to support an omnibus tax bill that would help close up loop holes for corporations using off-shore accounts as tax havens by saying this instead (italics utilized for my emphasis):

“…It might be because it’s late and I’m really tired, but I’m going to take this opportunity to just share with the body something I have been grappling with over the past several months, and that is, the games that we play here. And I just want you to know, Representative Thissen and the [Democratic] caucus – I forgive you. It is okay, because I have an eternal perspective about this. I have an eternal perspective and I want to share that with you and with the people listening at home, that at the end of the day, when we try to reach an agreement with divided government, we win some, we lose some, nobody is really happy, but you know what? Happiness and circumstances – not what it’s about. There is actual joy to be found in Jesus Christ. Jesus loves you all. If you would like to get to know him, [if] you’re listening at home, [or] here in this room, please email me, call me. Would love to talk to you about Jesus. He is the hope of this state and of this country.”

To Whelan, and all other sanctimonious “Christian” hypocrites gleefully working to devolve America into a real life dystopia inspired by The Handmaid’s Tale: fuck you. Fuck your cowardly tactic of hiding behind Jesus whenever someone calls you out on your bullshit. Fuck your smug delusional insistence that if only we all had more of (your interpretation of)Jesus in our lives, the country wouldn’t be the circling the drain as it is now.

This is the cold, hard truth: YOU are the fucking problem. White, Christian, entitled shitbags like you. Your sociopathic ideals about everyone being able to and responsible for pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps has been rendered nearly impossible by the very things you have weaseled into national legislation: you treat corporations with more respect than individual humans, you funnel money away from the people scrounging for scraps to the people who already have fucktons of cash using the proven lie that is trickledown economic theory as justification so that the oligarchs that have bought and paid for your election can remain in their high towers and you can rest easy knowing you won’t have to panic about finding a steady job unlike the peasants you were elected to represent.

You and all your brethren are a plague on the civilized world. You pervert the Constitution and the gospel of your so-called god with every word you utter and abusive law you ram through the system. You disgust me. I’d spit on you if I could get within a few feet of you.

 ….I’m slightly more calm now. But consider this, folks – could this POS have gotten away with this childish shirk of accountability if she said the same about Allah? Or Yahweh? That would have been news on a national scale, not just some blurb on websites that are already woke to the kinds of crap religious zealots in positions of power get away with.

It’s the same tired tactic that has become common place in Trump’s America – “I can’t answer this important question without incriminating or outing myself as an asshole, so I’ll ignore the question entirely and say something about Jesus/Benghazi/Obama.” This tactic existed long before modern politicians incorporated it into the core of their very being, yes, but it’s become especially pernicious and I am sick to death of it. I remain frustrated to the brink of madness with idiot-America’s incapability/refusal to recognize these wolves in sheep’s clothing for what they are – lying frauds. If you are a white Christian person who makes less than 125K a year, they don’t give a flying fuck about your wellbeing. They care that you’re indifferent and ignorant enough to fall for their bullshit and will say whatever it takes to convince you they aren’t stabbing you in the back after you cast a vote for them– whether it’s anti-Muslim/anti-immigrant rhetoric or anti-abortion propaganda or whatever stirs up your nostalgia for the “good ol’ days” when women were barefoot and pregnant and people of color kept their head down and their mouths shut.

We all have a blindspot of naivety about something, but the math just doesn’t fucking add up with these people. The less corporations pay in taxes, the more you the taxpayer have to pay to make up the difference. You want a country with paved roads, non-crumbling bridges/tunnels, well-funded police departments, safe schools for your kids with good programs that prepare them for the job market and college? THESE THINGS ARE ALL FUNDED BY FUCKING TAXES. If the brunt of the taxes are coming from individuals and families, that equals less money left in the pot to consume with. With less money to spend, businesses suffer, and have to lay people off to keep the doors open – which creates more dependence on the state (which is already improperly funded because corporations refuse to pay their fair share and the working class is strained because they contribute more than they can afford), and when the state tells the down-on-their-luck to fuck off and “pull themselves up by their bootstraps” (like in Maine where the scumbag Governor LePage has gutted safety net programs and poverty has intensified and homelessness has increased) you wind up with a wicked homeless problem, which breeds crime because people have to steal/deal drugs to survive – you see where this is going? You want a country with ample things to buy at the grocery store and lots of reasonably-priced choices about the kinds of consumer goods you can get your hands on, without the taint of knowing it was all provided by cheap sweat shop/illegal immigrant labor? MAKE THE FUCKING UBER RICH CORPORATIONS PAY MORE IN TAXES. Tie CEO pay to lowest-paid worker pay so the money that would be going in their pocket goes back into the company, which can be passed along in taxes, so people can have more money in their paychecks so they can in turn use their surplus cash to SPEND AND GROW THE FUCKING ECONOMY.

This strain of selfish assholery, where we are offended that our tax dollars are used to help people who are disabled, or going hungry, or are homeless because they have a mental illness and can’t hold down a job is UN-CHRISTIAN – plain and simple. Jesus preached constantly about charity and living humbly and helping those in need – it was his whole shtick! He also said “give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s!” – i.e. give the government what you owe! This notion that people who accept government assistance are by default moochers or lazy jerks is largely fictitious. Sure, people abuse the system, and parameters should be in place to prevent this from happening. But the response to occasional misuse should not result in the elimination government safety net programs entirely. The movement towards this – gutting food stamps and housing assistance and healthcare for the poor – is immoral and unethical.

A person who actually had a backbone and moral fiber wouldn’t be dodging legitimate inquiries about fiscal policy with responses about their love for Jesus. Abigail Whelan gives Christians a bad name; she is a shining example of everything that atheists and agnostics loathe about deeply religious political figures. This is why the Founding Father’s established separation of Church and State when they broke from England – to avoid tyranny masquerading as religious rhetoric. 

All I know is – when the government crumbles in on itself, the result of a coup from the militant Christian fundamentalists – I won’t really be surprised. I’ll also be shaking my head, watching the carnage from either the grave or Canada – because I refuse to relinquish my autonomy and my rights as a human being.

*kicks over soap box*

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Yeah - Melania is a joke, but there's something more sinister afoot here....


So….yes, this whole Melania-stole-from-Michelle’s-DNC-speech thing has been wildly entertaining because the memes that have resulted are side-splittingly comedic. There’s no denying that. But in all seriousness – I don’t think the infraction is quite as insulting as Trump’s detractors have made it out to be. To be clear – Trump and anyone willingly in a relationship with him (romantic or professional) is a mouth-breathing, sycophantic gold digger; deserving no respect. But let’s face facts: 99% of politicians and key note speakers at giant public events like conventions are guilty of plagiarism at some point. There’s only so many ways you can rearrange the order of words for a common idea that is often being conveyed at these things. The big reveal here isn’t that Melania Trump is an unoriginal speech thief. Anyone who has seen Melania Trump and heard her speak in everyday life will realize that she is a vapid, opportunistic Barbie doll who married Trump for his money and cashed in big time on her physical appeal. She’s a blank slate, (an ambitious one, sure) but there’s nothing much going on up stairs.

The true reveal of this debacle is that Trump can’t even hire speech writers competent enough to know that 22 out of 26 words in a part of that speech are IDENTICAL to the Michelle Obama speech. I don’t believe for a second that Melania had any credible role in writing the speech she gave – she likely met with the team, who impressed upon her ideas that would be helpful in humanizing her orange demon of a spouse, and then she memorized and parroted them during her part of the show. I don’t know who ghost wrote the speech but – really guys? Really? Let’s be SUUUUUPER generous and hypothesize that they didn’t intentionally lift that part of the speech from Mrs. Obama. There is technology that is used by any credible speech writer which compares what they have written to blocks of words widely available on the internet. It is also used by educators – regular public school English teachers up to Princeton tenured professors. This technology exists because in the internet age – you honestly have to be concerned that someone will steal your shit, or call you out on your shit when you plagiarize. So clearly, they failed at their job – which was to write a speech for Trump Wife #3 that was original enough to pass internet muster while simultaneously humanizing her husband.

So, if they wanted to successfully save face, the Trump camp should have thrown these idiots under the bus. “The speech writing staff was to blame, because we hate Obama and we’ve never seen Michelle Obama speak before so there’s no way we could have known!” should have been their (stupidass) response. But what was their response? Everything ranging from “this was entirely original; it was an expression of alike ideas” to “IT’S ALL THAT BITCH HILLARY’S FAULT!!!” Keeping things 100: you all know I don’t have any love for Hillary, but trying to blame her for the laser like focus the media gave to this gaffe is like blaming Vladimir Putin for the backlash: they’re both completely, undeniably uninvolved and not responsible for the way this story took off, despite both being evil geniuses.

The entire RNC has been nothing but a bash-Clinton party so far– which ultimately shows us that yet again, the Republican Party has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO OFFER IN TERMS OF IDEAS AND SOLUTIONS to the problems that plague our nation. It’s all smoke and mirrors! Who opened up Monday night? John McCain? Nope. George Bush (either of them)? No. Karl Rove? Nay. Dick Cheney? Afraid not. SARAH PALIN? Noooooo. Well, who then? THREE TELEVISION ACTORS AND RICK PERRY. That’s who spoke (aside from Melania) opening night. Scott “Chachi” Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr (I CANT EVEN NAME A SINGLE FUCKING THING HE HAS ACTED IN), that guy from Duck Dynasty (the main one, not his deplorable father), and Rick “if you can’t beat em, join em” Perry – former Governor of Texas, a state never once known for the sanity or level headedness of its citizenry. Let that sink in. Reality television stars are the key note speakers of the Republican convention. The strategy is terrifyingly simple, then, albeit dastardly brilliant: the sheeple of America worship “unscripted” television featuring falsely wholesome protagonists: they don’t know and they don’t care to know how anything actually works in their country, they just know that their lives suck and that there are more brown and black and gay people than ever in America, so they must be at least partially to blame for destroying the American dream, right??? Who better than to drive that racist bigoted garbage home than the stars of TLC and VH1 Reality shows? Fly over America feels like they know Chachi – even though Happy Days aired like 40 years ago – so he must know their plight!

Trump’s campaign is a modified Southern strategy, but instead of playing just on racial resentment among Southern voters (he’s definitely got that angle covered on a national scale), he’s also capturing the non-critical thinking couch potato demographic by parading a cavalcade of D-list celebrities to propagate his campaign to the masses.

To be fair, the Democratic Party definitely benefits from the endorsements of many Hollywood actors and media personalities. How much did George Clooney spend on the Clinton fundraiser this year!? We all remember back in 2005 when Kanye said that George Bush doesn’t care about black people at that Hurricane Katrina relief event. And anything and everything Seth MacFarlane does is blatantly anti-conservative. The bottom line being – the Republicans have finally caught on and are using the morally bankrupt nature of fame whores to their advantage, to great effect. Not to be discounted, however, is the fact that traditional Republican heavyweights want nothing to do with Trump – so even if it weren’t to their advantage to use reality television personalities in their campaign, they don’t have Karl Rove or John McCain or George W. to fall back on – so they’d have to use alternatives anyway.

Ultimately, the facts are: Trump is a buffoon; a charlatan born with a silver spoon in his mouth who realized that one’s brand is fiscally worth more than having substance or integrity, and took that idea to the bank (and then filed for bankruptcy 4 times when his bluster and legal team budgets weren’t enough to keep his businesses afloat). He doesn’t give a crap about everyday Americans – this is all a wild ego trip for him. This speech gaffe – among countless other red flags – is just further proof that he has ZERO crises management skills, ZERO experience governing a body of heterogeneous people, and ZERO believability as a competent leader.  

I’ll continue to giggle at clever internet memes berating the RNC and it’s pathetic pandering to small minded people, but behind every laugh I will cringe in fear because the sheer amount of sheeple in this country is enough where we do need to worry about the possibility of a President Trump – because lies and douchebaggery no longer disqualify you from public office.

Friday, July 8, 2016

Stop shaking your head and DO SOMETHING!


Facts: two black men who didn’t deserve to die for their perceived crimes were killed by police this week, and these murders incited a deranged asshole with a sniper rifle to act out in vengeance for these crimes by targeting white police officers at a Black Lives Matter protest in Dallas – resulting in the murders of 5 police and at least 7 other injured people.

I was disturbed by the videos of the deaths of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile – I cried after 3 seconds worth of footage of Castile and had to avoid the internet for hours. I woke up this morning and heard news of violence against police in Texas and my heart broke even worse. I’m livid and despondent because EVERYDAY now people are being gunned down senselessly in America because as a society we refuse to address pernicious behaviors and injustices; instead we stand on soap boxes and write bitter social media posts and share half-baked memes that only perpetuate hatred and bigotry.

We need to accept the fact that there are law enforcement officers that are not fit to wear the badge, because they are exceedingly aggressive/racist/bigots/are corrupt – whatever the case may be. There are poisoned apples in EVERY profession that serves the public; law enforcement is NO exception. I will quickly assert that the majority of police are upstanding men and women who got into police work for the right reasons and act according to the law, but they need to be the ones who call these bad apples out on their shit. The Black Lives Matter movement and public statements from government officials and general outrage from social media count for shit; the truth is good cops allow the fragile trust that the public has for law enforcement to degrade and civil rights to be trampled every time they hide behind the “brotherhood of blue” and blindly defend a bad cop who needlessly gunned down a citizen whose crime did not merit violent retaliation from police. This is a societal cancer; an institutionalized way of thinking that pervades across the nation – that an officer’s life is inherently at risk whenever they approach or stop a civilian of color, regardless of what the person is being questioned about. It’s also a given that the life of the civilian is automatically worth less than the life of the law enforcement official, so when a completely innocent man such as Philando Castile is gunned down in his car having violated NO LAWS, with legal gun permits and calm disclosure of his concealed carry weapon, no one from the NRA or from the upper echelons of law enforcement rose up and decried the murdering officer – they looked for ways to drag the victim’s name in the dirt, and when no dirt could be found, his death was labeled “a senseless tragedy.”

This happened to Alton Sterling, a small time criminal who was gunned down the day prior to Castile in Louisiana, who was killed by two officers who have a history of being investigated for police brutality. Did the man have a criminal record? Sure. Does the fact that he had a criminal record/the fact that he was breaking a minor law when he was initially approached by police justify the fact that he was murdered for struggling during his apprehension? NO. He should have spent the night in the slammer with some bruises and a fat lip and endured the punishment of his crime – but because he was a black man in a racist backwater at the mercy of brutal police officers, his murder is seen by most as an acceptable result of his life choices. It’s the same disgusting mentality people use against rape victims: what did you expect; flirting/wearing those close/being in a bar? Silly black man: what did you expect selling bootleg CDs in a parking lot? I’m not suggesting Sterling was an angel – it’s the same bullshit that happened when Michael Brown was murdered. These men were entitled to a fair trial for their crimes – but they received bullets instead. The job of a police officer is a difficult one, and I agree they are over worked, under staffed, stressed, and often in danger and do not receive thanks often enough for all they do. But none of those reasons should entitle a police officer to shoot first and ask questions later during a simple stop or arrest. I fully understand that law enforcement officers want to be able to go home and kiss their spouse and children at night, and in theory any person on the street could strip them of this ability – but when police place no value on the lives of the people they are charged with protecting, even if these people have committed a crime and deserve to be apprehended – we don’t have order, we have totalitarianism. WE CANNOT CONTINUE TO GRANT AUTHORITY FIGURES CARTE BLANCHE TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WEAR A BADGE, OR A PRIEST COLLAR, OR HAVE A HIGH SECURITY CLEARANCE! If those who enforce our laws are exempt from laws – we don’t have order. We have what we currently have: anarchy, in which anyone with a grudge against any category of people (minorities, law enforcement, Muslims, LGBT, etc) can legally buy a gun, and carry out a killing spree.

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY CENTRAL POINT: we live in a society that encourages violence by continuing to allow the Second Amendment to go largely unchecked; where the law unequally applies to people of color with respect to the right to bear arms. Think about the string of murders this week: two black men who were armed but not acting violently prior to their encounters with police (ONE OF WHOM LEGALLY HAD HIS WEAPON ON HIS PERSON AND DECLARED AS MUCH), and innocent officers performing their duty at a Black Lives Matter protest in Dallas – states away from where those two murders took place. The common denominator here appears to be police interaction with the public, but that happens every day in every town in America. The common denominator here is the presence of firearms. When a state allows people to legally carry guns on their person; it is IMPOSSIBLE for law enforcement to tell immediately if that weapon is lawful or not on a citizen. EVEN IF IT IS LAWFULLY OWNED, WHO IS TO SAY THE OWNER WILL NOT COMMIT HOMICIDE WITH IT?! Naturally, the police proceed aggressively – because in a world where any citizen may be packing, a police officer may be the victim of gun violence. So it is on the one hand understandable why police overreact and use unnecessary violence against citizens who they perceive to be suspicious (disproportionally men of color). But it is also unacceptable for the police to just decide that because a person seems threatening they automatically lose their right to LIVE without even a hint at due process. WE CANNOT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS – either we constrict access to guns to the point where the police don’t have to panic every time someone reaches into their pocket or glove compartment for their ID, or we continue to let every Joe Schmo have a gun and the police DO need to fear for their lives because of the prevalence of guns and we wind up with the sort of escalating retaliatory murders we saw this week.

Secondly: if we could set aside our murder weapons for even an hour; if we could just sit and talk human to human, we would see that all of this blind, viral, infectious hatred that we have against sub-sets of other people based on stupid shit like their race/ethnicity/religion/sexuality is entirely based on fear and devoid of any kind of logic. We need to recognize that the world is very rarely as simple as black and white – you cannot relegate people into “Good” or “Bad” simply because they are black, or lesbian, or worship a different invisible man in the sky than you, or they committed a crime once and served a prison sentence. Not everyone who wears a badge is a corrupt monster, and not everyone who has committed a crime is an evil deviant. The fuckers that compose ISIS kill as many Muslims as they do Christians or other religious minorities – not all Muslims are terrorists. Not all white people are racist bigots, and not all Christians are homophobes. We need to stop following leaders that point their hypocritical lying fingers at groups of people as being the culprits for all of our social and economic woes (THAT IS A BLATANT REFERENCE TO TRUMP AND MOST OF CONGRESS) and we need to start assessing facts and thinking critically whenever we hear some statistic rattled off on the news or on Facebook. My immediate enemy is not a sociopathic police officer, or a black man with a criminal record, or a white supremacist asshole: my immediate enemies are sheeple that form opinions about a category of people based on cultural and social stereotypes who then proceed to support violence and civil rights violations against these people through apathy, because if you refuse to stand up for EQUAL RIGHTS UNDER THE LAW FOR ALL CITIZENS, if you refuse to call a spade a spade no matter how high ranking or seemingly respectable this person is, if you refuse to recognize injustice and just sit idly by while people you don’t know are victimized by biased and violent social institutions, you are a pathetic waste of human consciousness and a disgrace to the values that this country was founded on.

Societal problems are not easily solved, nor quickly solved, but through dialogue and peaceful protests we can achieve something closer to equal rights and equal protection under the law. We cannot protest in peace when guns are as prevalent as cars. We must vote for representatives who recognize the difficulties faced by their constituents; we need an electorate that will legislate in ways that foster non-violence and conflict resolution at the community level. What we have is a nation divided by irrational hatreds rooted in religious and socioeconomic misinformation, and an electorate that is so corrupted by money and influence from wealthy interest groups that nothing is ever accomplished in the interest of the common American. Social mobility is dead, along with the American dream because of student loan and healthcare debts, and still we cling to our precious guns and blame undocumented Hispanics or war refugees from Syria for everything that afflicts us. WAKE. THE FUCK. UP. If we spent as much effort uniting to fight against the institutions that actually oppress us – no matter race or class or religion – as we do scapegoating and infighting – we would actually have a nation worth waking up in everyday. A nation where your positive choices and merits allow you to succeed, where you can go to the movie or to a social gathering without the fear of being gunned down by a homicidal gun-owner with a grudge, a nation where the pigment in your skin doesn’t increase the likelihood of you being arrested or killed by police, a nation where you can walk down the street wearing conservative dress or a hijab and not have to wonder if this will incite violence from a person of a different religion, or wear a very tight dress and not have to live in fear of being raped on your way home from a party. Stop shaking your head and DO SOMETHING. Stand up to injustice, please, or everything the Founding Fathers sought to do 240 years ago was for nothing. Just a belatedly failed revolution for the history books.

Friday, June 17, 2016

Why the USA is in DESPERATE need of stronger gun control legislation, and why that is only the FIRST step towards fixing what the true problems are...


               It’s hard to even know where to begin. What actually plagues America with respect to (lack of) gun control, terrorism, xenophobia, homophobia, and bigotry is so complex and dense you can’t accurately reflect on the problem in a brief social media post or an internet meme. So I will systematically lay out my position on why we are the mass shooting capital of the world, and what can be done to change this, in this post. If you are allergic to long written assessments or things like facts and common sense – you needn’t read any further. I’d also like to clarify the difference between OPINIONS and FACTS before I continue, because Americans have an awfully hard time distinguishing between the two; an issue that fans the fires of conflict that are currently devouring our society. Here are the definitions of both words, lifted directly from our friend Dictionary.com:

Opinion: noun 1) A belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty 2) A personal view, attitude, or appraisal.

Fact: noun 1) Something that actually exists; reality; truth 2) something known to exist or to have happened.

So to recap: facts exist outside of human perception and rely on logic and investigation (using the Scientific Method) as proof of their credibility. Opinions cannot be proven by their very nature, and are often driven by a person’s religious/cultural/socioeconomic background which informs their personal philosophies. For instance, it is my personal opinion that Game of Thrones is currently the best show on television. It isn’t a fact – there’s no qualitative/quantitative data that can be used to prove this (award show nominations and wide spread favorability do not count) – that’s just how I feel because of various qualities the show has that I appreciate. This, however, is a fact: since the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary on 12/14/2012, there have been 998 mass shootings in America (‘mass shooting’ as defined by Gun Violence Archive as 4 or more deaths not counting the shooter)[i]. Another fact: in 2016 alone, there have been 133 mass shootings (gun deaths/injuries unrelated to massacres are plentiful also: in 2016, 23 accidental shootings committed by toddlers have happened. TODDLERS.). The reasons behind these shootings are many, but all have one thing in common: a gun permitted the (male) perpetrator to commit these crimes and acts of terror based on whatever fucked up ideology they were acting upon.

                The following is my opinion; therefore you can either agree or disagree with me. I think that in a civilized society, guns belong strictly in the hands of people who are serving in our armed forces, to be used against foreign or domestic aggressors. I think without the constant threat of guns in civilian homes, the police and other law enforcement agencies should also be without firearms when serving the public – but allowed to carry defensive weapons to protect themselves and citizens, much like the police today in the United Kingdom. Obviously SWAT teams would be armed if the situation called for this – also like in the UK. I also believe that guns are a cowardly weapon. Guns are a lazy way to take lives: it shouldn’t be so easy to kill a room full of people in less than 5 minutes. Violence should always be a last resort in any and every conflict, PERIOD. Proponents say guns “level the playing field” so that the physical prowess or numbers within an army don’t matter as much in the resulting battles, but all it really does is dehumanize the opponent. Killing should be something we feel the weight of; to serve as a deterrent from resorting to war. There is no dignity to be found in mowing down anonymous enemies. There is no honor in killing at all, even in skilled hand-to-hand combat. If you know me well, you may think my beliefs hypocritical because pretty much every movie I love is awash with gun violence (as well as hand-to-hand combat): The Matrix, every Tarantino movie ever made, Hot Fuzz, etc. But those are works of fiction, and I live in a very real world – watching a cathartic shoot out in a film is not something that I want to emulate or observe in real life. At all. EVER. A world with a minimal amount of violent bloodshed is a lofty ideal, to be sure, may be even a wholly unrealistic one: but that’s the sort of place I’d like to live in, and raise my son in. Why would any reasonable person disagree with that?            

                Now, my opinion is just that: an opinion. It counts for nothing when compared to the law regarding US citizens’ right to own guns, as protected by the Second Amendment of the Constitution. Any gun-zealots who are currently foaming at the mouth can relax, because as much as I’d love to see guns disappear from the face of the earth, that will likely never be the case, and it would be futile to try and force my vision on 308 million American citizens (if only the deplorable Pro-Life nut jobs trying to ban my constitutional right to have an abortion shared my pragmatism). Some very important background on the Second Amendment, and the context in which it was formed. Post-American Revolution, the Founding Fathers were very much concerned with the accessibility of firearms due to the tumultuous English history concerning that subject. Monarchies during the Tudor through the Hanover periods (roughly 1500CE-1800CE)were super fickle: sometimes the King (or Queen) and Parliament were at war with each other, sometimes they were at war with the Common people of a specific religion, and depending on their whims, the average (male) citizen might have been forced to participate in the local militia, or they may have been harassed and abused by the King’s standing army of professional soldiers, or they may have been stripped entirely of firearms to prevent an uprising – the British Isles were rife with conflict. A philosopher/political theorist that was greatly admired by the winners of our independence from Great Britain was James Harrington, who is most famous for his theory of classical republicanism. Harrington believed that a democratic nation formed by popular election was safest against foreign and domestic threats when the population was an armed one. He strongly discouraged the use of a standing army because inevitably the army is used by the government to oppress the people and maintain power. If the citizens are armed and there are no professional soldiers, the thinking was that political power would remain in the hands of the people, instead of in a tyrannical government, as was often the case under European Monarchs. There was also a perceived advantage from an economic standpoint; a nation run by a monarch or an aristocracy tended to favor not having armed citizens for fear of an uprising, and sometimes had to resort to hiring foreign mercenaries to handle their conflicts, which was expensive. In a democracy with armed citizens (who are in theory satisfied with their governmental representation), the public was thought to be more willing to come to the defense of their nation should a conflict arise.[ii]

                So when the Constitution was first being drafted, the Founding Fathers were really more concerned about the power of Congress to raise a standing army vs. assembling state militias – not with assuring that any Joe Schmo could have a gun just ‘because.’ There was a lot of fear with respect to a standing army that we really can’t relate to today considering our national pride in all the different branches of our Armed Services (our current military is a “standing army,” if you hadn’t guessed by now – funny how things change over time, huh?). There was a lot of squabbling that took place about this (won’t bore you with details about the Federalist view vs. the Anti-federalist view), but it was basically unanimously believed that the greatest danger to the new republic was a tyrannical government, and that the ultimate check on tyranny was an armed population.[iii] It was decided that the whole of the (white male) population would comprise the militia of the United States of America. The framers of the Constitution felt that by protecting each individual's (again: white males) right to arms they were preserving freedom and empowering the people to resist tyranny and preserve the republic.[iv]

                Oh, how the times have changed since 1791. This traditional idea of the nation-wide militia faded into history; state-based militia organizations were eventually incorporated into the federal military structure we are more familiar with today.[v] But even though civilian Americans are no longer expected to use their household guns for militia duty (the US Armed Services obviously provides all munitions to their soldiers) – we’re still allowed to keep guns because the Second Amendment is vague enough to ensure this. TRUTHBOMB: I don’t actually have a problem with suburbanites having a pistol for home protection, or for a rancher to have a few rifles to ward off wild animals and the like. If you live in Bumblefuck, Wyoming on a farm and there are coyotes or mountain lions threatening your livestock, I have no problem with you using a firearm to protect your animals - presuming you aren’t an abusive felon with a documented mental illness and a history of violence or links to terror organizations. Breaking and entering is still a common crime and if you live in a non-gated community, I agree that if you want to have a hand gun on premises to fight off someone who has broken into your home to protect your family, it is your right and you should be able to do that - presuming you aren’t an abusive felon with a documented mental illness and a history of violence or links to terror organizations. If you’re an outdoorsy type and you have the proper hunting licenses and such, you should be allowed a firearm to hunt - presuming you aren’t an abusive felon with a documented mental illness and a history of violence or links to terror organizations.  You see what I did there? I agreed that under the rights provided to US citizens under the 2nd Amendment, people should be able to have basic firearms – until something about their actions or psychology disqualifies them from ownership.

                Take it easy, libertarian zealots. I can hear you ranting about how “gun control is unconstitutional” all the way over here. I call bullshit. Let’s take a look at the exact wording of the 2nd Amendment: “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.” It is clear and unambiguous that the first part of this right references REGULATION: “A well regulated Militia.” Much like the 4th Amendment, which protects our right to privacy, the document recognizes the authority of the government to conduct reasonable searches and seizures.[vi] Gun control has existed since the founding of this country. No joke. You think there weren’t laws on the books forbidding slaves to learn how to use/gain access to an arsenal of firearms? You think there weren’t laws about minimizing concealed weapons in public spaces?[vii]  In truth there have been many restrictions on the books since the early 1800s, and ever since the first cases challenging these gun controls for supposed violations of the 2nd Amendment, courts have repeatedly held that “reasonable” gun laws - those that don’t completely deny access to guns by law-abiding people - are constitutionally permissible.[viii]

                Based on the fact that US History has proven that gun control is considered lawful by the courts when the laws are “reasonable,” I feel as though banning military-grade weapons from civilian usage and installing intensive background checks and waiting periods to purchase guns is a reasonable restriction, in light of the fact that a known wife-abuser/homophobe/racist/ISIS sympathizer/FBI watchlist member by the name of Omar Mateen bought an AR15 with no trouble and proceeded to murder 50 people and injury 53 others in an Orlando nightclub this weekend. AND THAT WASN’T EVEN THE FIRST MURDER COMMITED WITH A GUN THAT WEEKEND IN ORLANDO.

                Sadly, this event – the most deadly mass shooting in American history – is just the latest in a trend of mass murders committed by disaffected twenty-something males. I am disgusted by how the media and many public servants have reacted to this tragedy. Nobody expresses my sentiment better than Samantha Bee did in a segment on her political-comedy show, Full Frontal. If you have the time, I would watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t88X1pYQu-I

The gist of it is: many Americans feel similarly about the issue of gun control; that a gun that can fire 18 rounds per second has no place in the hands of a civilian, that no one with a known history of domestic abuse or mental illness should be able to have access to a firearm and to ensure this you should have to pass a background check and/or obtain a license, etc. But because of special interest groups like the NRA – who has a financial investment in the firearm industry, and has effectively bribed and paid for the loyalty of the Republican tea party opportunists who make up the majority of our Congress – no such restrictions have been passed OR EVEN ALLOWED TO BE BROUGHT UP FOR DISCUSSION, not even after a deranged creep murdered 26 people – 20 of which were children – at Sandy Hook Elementary School in 2012. Nowhere does it guarantee in the Constitution “the right to bear a gun that can kill dozens of people without even having to stop to reload.” In 1791, the guns available to the common citizen were the guns you would use if you were called to serve in the militia, or to hunt that night’s dinner– a long rifle or a musket.[ix] Those things fired ONE MUSKETBALL AT A TIME: and the reload time was somewhere between 2-3 minutes! Our gun control laws are so pathetically outdated we don’t even require someone to have a license buy a gun: but you need one to cut hair or buy a car legally. You don’t even need to show a form of identification to buy a gun in some states: but you have to show State ID to cast a vote in an election in some of those very same states! There need to be stricter laws put in place to prevent homicidal monsters from gunning down innocent people literally every other day in this country. The right to own any piece of equipment classified under the label “gun” should not trump the right of every citizen to not be in danger of being gunned down while they attend religious services, or have a night out at the movies or a nightclub, or attending/instructing school.

                A related stinking pile of bull crap that I would like to address is the assertion that “gun control only punishes law abiding citizens because criminals will find a way to break the law.” Another TV show host who perfectly expressed my sentiment on this topic is Trevor Noah of The Daily Show, who had this to say in response to the Orlando Massacre: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RolEI5n4Jxs 

By claiming “gun control only punishes law abiding citizens because criminals will find a way to break the law” you are also asserting that after September 11, 2001, we shouldn’t have bothered establishing the TSA to screen flyers /expanded the no-fly list/tried to prevent any other homicidal terrorist fanatics from high jacking airplanes to fly them into buildings, because it’s positively inevitable that hijackings will take place – we shouldn’t even attempt to stop them because frisking flyers and searching their bags is a violation of their right to privacy. It is exactly analogous. Fox News cultists always detract from the issue of mass shootings by claiming the real problem is “radical Islam” (ignoring the fact that 996 of the 998 most recent mass shootings were committed by white non-Muslim males), that the real issue is terrorist ISIS sympathizers. To be clear: Islamic fundamentalism is a huge problem in the world and I will address religious fanaticism later.  When addressing the issue of combating ISIS, Noah stated “removing their weapons dramatically decreases their ability to hurt us.” This is a factual statement – without the weapons necessary to kill us, ISIS is just a hateful ideology. Rightwing talking heads on Fox News don’t see a connection between gun laws and terrorism – but religious fundamentalists sure as hell do. An ideology is unable to hurt us until some fanatic picks up a weapon, like an AR15 or an AK47 or an M16, and uses it to cut down non-believers. ISIS, and their cohorts and predecessors Al-Quaeda are not ignorant of this fact: they are well aware that here in America, guns are as prevalent as baseball or apple pie. And please please PLEASE don’t start an argument that “taking away our guns makes us a more attractive target for terrorists” – WE HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE GUNS WE CAN POSSIBLY WANTAND IT HASN’T DETERRED SHIT. There is NO evidence that having more guns in the public sphere has decreased instances of violence in the US. I would argue it has encouraged violence because again: as far back as 2011, Al Quaeda[x] was preaching to potential jihadists that America is a great place to wage holy war because of the easy access to and availability of guns. To have every Dick, Tom and Harry wandering the streets with a gun tucked in his pants because “it may deter an act of violence” is an invitation to witness a murder during every road rage incident, every drunken challenge to an idiot’s masculinity, every confrontation between a parent and a soccer coach, and so on and so on.

                Here come the Machiavellian devil’s advocates who will argue that “your desire to get rid of guns is understandable because of massacres and so forth, but you’re operating under the assumption that people follow rules and the fact is they don’t: so without guns, we let criminals run our lives, and if not criminals, than the corrupt government. We need guns to protect ourselves blah blah blah.” Let’s talk about those criminals, shall we? YES: Large-scale backdoor arms deals are a huge threat to the world: they provide weapons for oppressive regimes to use against their own citizens, they arm separatist warlords to rebel against unsavory governments, they arm terrorist organizations like ISIS and Al Quaeda and the Taliban and the IRA (that’s right! Terrorist organizations can be white!), they arm thuggish biker gangs and gang-bangers. This is a problem, and the governments of the world have done a pretty shitty job reining in this thriving black market. More needs to be done to reduce the amount of arms and ammunition being manufactured and sold without any regulation whatsoever, more needs to be done to prevent unregistered gun/ammo factories from popping up on the down low, and confiscated illegal arms should be melted down and destroyed to get them off the street for good. But that won’t solve that fact that it is often LEGITIMATELY ELECTED GOVERNMENTS that arm fledgling resistance movements in foreign nations! Remember the takeover of the Crimea in Ukraine two years ago? That was backed by the Russian government, despite what Putin likes to claim. Remember way back when the CIA supported the Taliban in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion in the early 1980s?? Talk about something coming back to bite you in the ass. So am I saying that corrupt governments are really the truest threat to the regular people of the world? Were the Founding Father’s right? YES- but not in the way that they assumed! The standing army of the US government isn’t the most directly dangerous entity to regular everyday Americans –the lack of action and oversight from the legislative body is what really endangers the common citizen: because the immediate physical threat we face is from EACH OTHER. Additionally, our over-zealous use of the judicial system which disproportionately threatens the safety of minority populations in the US does not address the root of our troubles- it simply punishes offenders without questioning why it is that people steal, or rape, or kill.

                This brings us to my next point, which is that the reason we are the mass-shooting capital of the world is mostly because we refuse to recognize that a problem can be multifaceted and complex, with many factors at play. Humans tend to want to simplify things to be able to understand them better, but often in a situation - like the one we find ourselves in - they are NOT simple. It’s NOT just one thing causing a problem. Trevor Noah correctly states in the above video clip that the most recent massacre perpetrated on American soil is a problem of both (lack of) gun laws and terrorism. I would go even further and add “religious/cultural-based intolerance of homosexuality” to that list of causes. Omar Mateen should have been unable to purchase any type of firearm because 1)He had been under investigation by the FBI TWICE for being linked to terrorist websites 2)he was a known domestic abuser. But because in Florida there are no laws that require gun sellers to research criteria like this before making a sale, nor is there a database for them to access this information about customers– he was able to buy an AR15 from a seller perfectly happy to take his money (ironically, from a former NYPD officer who is an anti-Muslim bigot). Not all gun dealers are irresponsible or without a conscience: we now know Mateen was turned away from another vendor because he seemed suspicious. But clearly not all gun sellers are concerned with the public’s wellbeing; just being able to make a profit and uphold the 2nd Amendment.

                Another factor that has been downplayed greatly in the press has been the fact the nightclub that was chosen by Mateen was a gay club. His ex-wife has made statements that Mateen was homophobic and she believes that was because he was gay himself. The bartender at Pulse, the site of the massacre, has said that Mateen was a frequent patron. You could say that is because he was scoping the place out for his crime, but honestly? He was probably a man trapped in the closet because Islamic culture is intolerant of homosexuality. Scratch that: American culture is intolerant of homosexuality. With laws being passed in the South that are policing the tiny transgender population’s usage of bathrooms and other “religious freedom” bills pushing for the right of employers to be able to fire LGBT people because of their closely held religious beliefs, is anyone really surprised that this attack happened? This act of murder was as much an expression of self-loathing as it was an execution of jihadist Islamic fanaticism.

                Let’s address the fact that the large majority of mass shootings that take place in America are un-related to Islamic terrorism. Terrorism, by the way, is not unique to Islam. Remember the Oklahoma City Bombing? Prior to 9/11, this was the most prolific terror attack on American soil and it was perpetrated by a domestic terrorist; a white man and Persian Gulf War-veteran who wanted revenge against the federal government for their bungled siege in Waco, TX two years to the day before the bombing, and for his belief that the federal government was encroaching on American’s 2nd Amendment rights.[xi] He was also known to be a white supremacist sympathizer – basically the exact ideological opposite of an Islamic terrorist. Let’s remember the 9 innocent church goers who were murdered almost exactly a year ago in Charleston, SC when a racist white guy joined them at their bible study and then opened fire and murdered them all because they were black. This miserable bastard later told a law enforcement official that his intention was to start a race war. Let’s remember Sandy Hook Elementary in December 2014, when over 2 dozen people were senselessly gunned down in an elementary school by a mentally unhinged pedophile whose enabler mother regularly purchased him firearms thinking “they would give him confidence.”[xii] These are only two examples, but the motives here were vastly different: the only common denominators were that the killer had a homicidal goal and a gun with which to carry out this goal.

                Now we can talk about religious fanaticism. I will stress that acts of violence inspired by religious fanaticism are not exclusively the domain of Islam: Christianity had them beat in numbers waaaaaaaay before the Islamic conquests of the Middle Ages. The religious fanatics that get the most press these days are Islamic, there’s no disputing this. Since 9/11, the idea of what our enemy looks like changed from the Cold War-era “Socialist” to the Middle Eastern jihadist. There is no denying that Islamic terror is a problem in nations all over the world; most recently France has had a number of gun massacres and attempted bombings, and Israel is perpetually at war with Hamas-backed Palestine. But Christians regularly shoot and kill people because of a homicidal ideology too - they don’t usually garner the same level of national attention because their body counts tends to be smaller and for some hypocritical reason it isn’t considered an act of terror to shoot up an abortion clinic or the sidewalk outside of a synagogue – that’s “hate crime” territory. How we define a crime is semantic legalese: by using violence to end the lives of others because they don’t conform to your brand of fanaticism, you are both a terrorist and a hate crime perpetrator in my understanding, if not the judicial systems.’ For more information on the difference between “hate crimes” and “terrorism” and the hypocritical inconsistencies about when these terms are applied to crimes, please read this article, it’s short but insightful: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33205339

Here’s where I enter really dangerous territory: organized religion is a haven for blood thirsty demagogues to spew their philosophies of hatred to large groups of people under the guise of spiritual fulfillment. Because the US Constitution guaranteed the right to freedom of religion in the 1st Amendment, it is extremely difficult to confront hatemongers because they hold the title “Pastor” or “Bishop” or “Imam” or “Rabbi.” We challenge literally every other type of authority in this nation on the regular (reports of people attacking police, school teachers, and their own parents are quite common) – but if they’re toting a Bible/Torah/Koran, we can’t challenge radical fundamentalists of any religion because religion is viewed as something inviolable that should never be questioned. Yes, the majority of religious people are not running around committing mass murder with their legally owned AR15s – they are law abiding, respectful citizens, who practice what their religions actually preach: peace. But for disaffected socially alienated men (and sometimes women – women are often the perpetrators of suicide bombings) who are looking for something to belong to, a radical idea that speaks to their feelings of isolation and victimization and bigotry is a fast track to mass murder, made that much easier by the proliferation of guns in the US. Radical ideas can come from sources other than religion, of course. Nazism is an ideology not based on religion, but it preaches hatred towards anyone who isn’t a blond haired, blue eyed person of European descent, with a specific niche hatred of Jewish people.

                Those who are most susceptible to ideological radicalization are often those who suffer from some sort of social anomie or untreated childhood trauma. This brings me to my next point: many people who perpetrate mass gun murders are disgruntled or sociopathic; having slipped through the cracks of the mental health and education systems un-checked into adulthood. Let’s face it: our mental health infrastructure is a joke. The only people who seem to get treatment are people who have already attempted suicide, and that’s only if they were treated at a hospital with connections to mental health facilities. We stigmatize the concept of mental illness as a culture, dismissing the importance of mental health with demeaning biases about spiritual or inner strength, and we only ever seem to care about it politically until the aftermath of one of our many mass shootings[xiii] – when we bring it up to deflect the discussion from gun control to our poor mental health system because clearly the shooter was “insane” or “disturbed.” It is impossible to say with any certainty if any of the perpetrators of the past 998 mass shootings would have still committed their murders if they had been treated for their social ills – perhaps they still would have been radicalized by whatever ideology inspired them to commit mass murder, perhaps not. While I agree that our society needs to make mental health checkups a component of basic healthcare and to make psychological treatment easier to seek/afford, this won’t prevent fanatics from gunning down innocent people because we don’t consider racism, homophobia, xenophobia, or bigotry “mental illnesses.” They are SOCIAL illnesses, which can only be addressed by aggressive education and accountability for why hatred based on skin color or ethnic origin or sexual orientation is not only wrong, it is DANGEROUS.

                To sum up: taking assault rifles out of the hands of civilians or limiting the amount of firearms/ammunition that they can purchase or closely monitoring the sales and manufacture of firearms won’t prevent all violent attacks from happening: it will only reduce the number of mass murders committed. If there is a will, there is a way to harm another person or a group of people, whether it is with a knife or a bomb or a pencil. But when you have a problem that is so prolific and widespread, the answer should not be “don’t change anything” or even worse “make guns easier to buy.” That’s like saying you should prevent a fire by putting more flammable objects in the vicinity of a flame or prevent drowning by encouraging people to swim in un-guarded water – it’s asinine and logically absurd. Enacting stricter gun control is only the first step to making our country a safer place – while that is being accomplished, we can also work on the festering wounds that actually inspire gun violence: social alienation, stigmas about mental health, poor mental healthcare systems, hateful ideologies like racism/homophobia/xenophobia, unchecked fanatical religious movements, corrupt elected officials, and unchecked bribery lobbies like the NRA. To accomplish this we will have to vote the corrupt lackeys that compose our current Congress and elect officials who actually care about the lives and safety of their constituents, and to do this we need to educate ourselves about the social, political, and economic issues that affect our everyday lives and vote for representatives that have a record and a platform worth standing up for. If we followed the simple precept of “Don’t resort to violence when faced with conflict unless you have to defend your life or the life of someone you love,” we could concentrate our efforts on the things that really matter, instead of squabbling over what the real cause of a mass shooting was.

**** Note – I’ve cited sources here in an informal way because this was not a paper being submitted for peer review; my opinions are my own and I tried to give credit to the rightful source when bringing up facts or news articles/videos.




[iii] http://www.constitution.org/2ll/2ndschol/89vand.pdf
[iv] http://www.constitution.org/2ll/2ndschol/89vand.pdf
[vii] Cornell, Saul (2006). A Well-Regulated Militia: The Founding Fathers and the Origins of Gun Control in America. New York, New York: Oxford University Press. ISBN 978-0-19-514786-5. OCLC 62741396.
[ix] http://www.nramuseum.org/gun-info-research/a-brief-history-of-firearms.aspx
[xi]  Michel, Lou; Herbeck, Dan (2002). American Terrorist: Timothy McVeigh & the Tragedy at Oklahoma City. HarperCollins. ISBN 0-06-039407-2.
[xii] http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/11/26/we-already-know-what-adam-lanza-s-real-motive-was-at-sandy-hook.html
[xiii] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGY6DqB1HX8